Ah, the joys of teaching! That sacred time of independent reading, when every child is supposed to be lost in the pages of literary gold… except, of course, for those few who find the mesmerizing dance of your every move far more captivating than, say, actual reading. Yes, the books are right there, but have you SEEN the teacher’s hair today? Groundbreaking!
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Why, you ask? Well, picture this: Elementary kiddos are basically tiny, adorable spies. They’re convinced that if they blink, they’ll miss the next great handout or the mad dash for the coveted ‘Line Leader’ badge. But let’s be real – the real reason some of them aren’t reading is that they’re pretty sure you’re pulling a fast one. They’re thinking, “These squiggles on paper? You expect me to decode these? Preposterous! I’m pretty sure the ceiling tiles are more readable.” They haven’t yet drunk the Kool-Aid of literacy, and frankly, they suspect it might be spiked with something suspicious.
Add in Flashlight Friday and watch all of your students magically start reading. Seriously, they all read at the same time! It’s the best.
In this package, there’s an anchor chart with the rules I use with my class as well as a sign for you to laminate and post on your door.
Enjoy!
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